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Hrrrmmphhh……What? Why are you looking at me like that? Make one crack about Santa or toys and you'll be picking glass splinters out of your mug for a week. Ever heard of the amazing…bottle in the face toy? Oh its wonderful fun. Filled with a festive green colored liquid of my own devising, it rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs…it's BOTTLE IN THE FACE!

Anyways, you want to know more about me huh? Lets start with what you think you know about my kind. I suppose you have this mental image of us being all cute and cuddly, with little bell hats on we caper around fixing shoes at night? Perhaps you imagine us tinkering away the hours making cutesy dolls and wagons for precious little humans? Well, let me disabuse your ill formed notions. Not that I expect much from your kind. I think you have me confused with my disgusting cousin race. You know, pretty little Legolas and all that crap. Oohhh, and Hermy the dentist.

Embarrassing. I'm pure bad, yep 100 percent rotten to the core. Note the bald head and long, sharply pointed ears. Peruse the eyes with no discernable pupils, and ashen gray skin. Trust me, if I ever run into that Rudolf fellow, I'm having barbecue reindeer. Evil I tell ya. Anyways….

I was born into a minor house in the city of Neriak. Like other young delflings, I loved to climb the social ladder of power, test my intellect, and torture various things. It was through my various schemes to rid myself of rivals that I discovered the uses of science! Exothermic reactions, viruses, and bacteria, OH MY! Ahhh, the good old days.

After a while, the thrill of burning or maiming one opponent at a time began to lessen, and I sought new sources of amusement. Concentrating on my Alchemical studies, I discovered the path of mass death, the area of effect spells and potions. On any given day you will find me experimenting on various creatures all over Tunaria. Creatures like…..you. Say, how far away from me would you say you are standing anyways? ::Grins::